Super Heterosexual

Super Heterosexual is like Super straight but y you respect the LGBTQ community not like Super straights.

Tyler:HELLO I'm super Heterosexual .
Eliza: no you are Homophobic and Transphobic.

Tyler: No I'm not like the Super straights , Super Heterosexual is,when you are only attracted to cisgender and you are not Homophobic like the super straights.

Eliza: ok nice 🤝
Tyler:🤝

by Jhujk March 7, 2021

heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

heteosexual

This is an adjective describing homosexual behavior poorly disguised as heterosexual behavior.

"I go to Tampa almost once a month, maybe some night I'm in town we go out sometime, strictly heteosexual, I think it would be interesting to meet you."

John Travolta grabbed the asses of those two male strippers dressed like football players in a totally heteosexual way.

by Teamocil July 4, 2010

Heterosexual relationship

A relationship where the female works 10 times as hard as the male, or at least claims to.

I sure am glad I've never been in a heterosexual relationship. I don't like to make other people work so hard.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).

"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."

by monica borbele October 9, 2012

Heterosexual

A group of opposite gender likers who also are scary and should be gay

Gay people: oh hi

Heterosexual people: oh wtf I’m straightttt aaahhhh u can’t turn me gayyyy

Gay people: I just said hi. TvT

by Heh heh yk who January 10, 2021

Heterosexual Bae

A Bae who is of the same sex, but is straight.

Alexx: we are the best Baes ever!
Christy: Yes! Heterosexual baes!

by gaaaaaayyyyy September 5, 2014