heterosexual brokeback mountain

A type of relationship where a man and a woman have a relationship that cannot be realized in a conventional way; this is not an affair where one or both are married or in committed relationships; this might be a much younger man with an older woman for instance.

"This relationship cannot go anywhere, its a heterosexual brokeback mountain."

by Gabriela Hurley April 23, 2008

heterosexable

Having the quality of physical attractiveness

"That girl was mad heterosexable with her pretty face and long legs."

by Sameer Bajaj July 24, 2008

heterosexual

a boring love life, not much experimenting. attraction to the opposite sex.

thats so heterosexual.

by Alexus Heath December 4, 2011

Heterosexual

a type of monkey who likes to harass gay people.

Jim called me a Heterosexual yesterday.

by 0389240174017203513666nobobdy January 10, 2020

Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males

The absolute scum of the earth
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.

God I hate Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males, they all are scum. I heard one justify the pink tax, by saying they're all different the other day. The dude is just a neckbeard MRA. Domestic Violence towards men doesn't exist, I hope they all die. Up with XX down with XY, the world has no use for these racist, anti-lgbt, misogynistic bellands.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.

by Whythisword October 16, 2020

heterosexual

Heterosexual - heteros (greek); deviant, different, other, strange; an intersexual relationship between two individuals of different genders

Homosexual - homos (greek)/(latin) homo; same, human(latin); a same gender relationship between two individuals

heterosexuals hide their homosexuality because of their fears

by maghilani May 8, 2010

heterodeist

A person who believes in a god, but not the same god as any religious organization. A person who elects to personally define the characteristics of the god they believe in.

I'm a heterodeist. Sure, I believe in God, just not your god.

by Shoaler March 8, 2010