greek helmet

During fellatio, the sac is rest on a woman's face with a testicle on each eye and the shaft rests on the nose, resembling a classic green helmet

This girl was licking my balls while my cock was on her nose & it looked like a greek gladiator helmet (greek helmet)

by DudeManBroGuyPalPartnerBuddyFriend February 5, 2007

helmet in the bush

The head of a penis shrouded in pubic hair, as if a helmet was resting on a bush.

"I had a helmet in the bush because the water was cold"

by Luke Frederik April 27, 2006

helmet washer

someone (a female hopefully!)who loves to and/or is good at giving head.

Helen Golich (go lick??)
NYC

by Helen G. November 7, 2003

Fupa Helmet

When going down on an obese person, the lower abdomen sags down to cover the genitals. In order to reach the downstairs, you must lift the flap which is called a " Fupa". Once you lift the fupa, you stick your head underneath to go down and you are now wearing what is called " The fupa helmet" because the flap folds around your head like a helmet.

Dude, last night when I went down on Cindy, I totally wore the Fupa helmet.

by titsaflappin August 1, 2011

helmet boy

1. someone who acts retarded.
2. someone who acts spaztic and out of control.
3. someone who does something stupid.

This word is a comparison to children with disabilities or uncontrollable movements who are required to wear helmets to prevent head injuries.

Hey, Helmet Boy over here thought that light beer meant that it has less alcohol in it!

HB - "Lemmego! Lemme go!" "Chill out helmet boy! you'll get your turn..."

by octavius April 28, 2004

Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.

After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!

by Ace July 30, 2008

Strawberry helmet

A person with red hair.

Look at that redheaded chick across the street! That's gross. Yeah, she's really sporting a strawberry helmet.

by MontyDingo May 19, 2010