greek helmet

During fellatio, the sac is rest on a woman's face with a testicle on each eye and the shaft rests on the nose, resembling a classic green helmet
This girl was licking my balls while my cock was on her nose & it looked like a greek gladiator helmet (greek helmet)
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helmet in the bush

The head of a penis shrouded in pubic hair, as if a helmet was resting on a bush.

"I had a helmet in the bush because the water was cold"
by Luke Frederik April 11, 2006
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helmet washer

someone (a female hopefully!)who loves to and/or is good at giving head.
Helen Golich (go lick??)
NYC
by Helen G. November 07, 2003
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Fupa Helmet

When going down on an obese person, the lower abdomen sags down to cover the genitals. In order to reach the downstairs, you must lift the flap which is called a " Fupa". Once you lift the fupa, you stick your head underneath to go down and you are now wearing what is called " The fupa helmet" because the flap folds around your head like a helmet.
Dude, last night when I went down on Cindy, I totally wore the Fupa helmet.
by titsaflappin August 01, 2011
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helmet boy

1. someone who acts retarded.
2. someone who acts spaztic and out of control.
3. someone who does something stupid.

This word is a comparison to children with disabilities or uncontrollable movements who are required to wear helmets to prevent head injuries.
Hey, Helmet Boy over here thought that light beer meant that it has less alcohol in it!

HB - "Lemmego! Lemme go!" "Chill out helmet boy! you'll get your turn..."
by octavius April 29, 2004
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Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace June 19, 2006
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Nasal Helmet

When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.

The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
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