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Vietnamese Helicopter

A form of sex where the man positions himself underneath a ceiling fan, while a woman (or man) is tied to the fan. Someone is to flip the switch to the fan right before the woman (or man) cuts the rope and goes spiraling down onto an erect penis.
Watching Narnia is like being the fan in the Vietnamese Helicopter
by SwagHoodRat March 19, 2011
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Purple Helicopter

The purple helicopter:

A sexual maneuver where a woman on top is riding reverse cowgirl; the man proceeds to smack her ass until it turns purple then spins her around like a top while still inserted. Spinning transition performed by male grabbing hips of woman while woman brings her knees near to chest. Can be performed vaginally or anally, extra lube and/or oil based products aid in making quick spinning transition. Bonus points if you make it full 360 degrees.
Jane's ass was sore for a week after John convinced her to perform the purple helicopter.
by CaptNumbNutz August 10, 2010
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Human Helicopter

When a group of males, (3 or more) tie their penises together and begin spinning so fast in order to defy gravity and gain flight.
Guy 1: Hey man, what you sayin'?

Guy 2: Nothin' much. Gunna smoke some bubba kush and do a human helicopter.

Guy 1: Oh shit bro, can I get in on that?

Guy 2: Fuck yeah, dawg!
by Brikabrak August 25, 2011
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australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper

The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.
Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!

Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
by trickysamurai March 15, 2019
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Russian Helicopter

Eastern European sexual practice which involves a man lying on his back while his female partner performs this splits whilst they are having intercourse, the man begins to spin the woman by her legs (at approx. 1278.3696 RPM) until the mans assistance is no longer required. This act is a gymnastic feat performed by only top professionals. It has a 98% mortality rate. There have only bee four recorder occasions in which the act has resulted in no fatalities.
Random names:
Laurence: "I got to go to the doc's later"
Adam: "Why"
Laurence: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian Helicopter"
Adam: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Laurence: "Well she died in a state of extreme pleasure and my dick fell off"
Adam: "Well that is to be expected"
Laurence: "Yup... Nice Gilet"
Adam "Cheers, man!
by JefferyTheBadger February 26, 2011
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Attack Helicopter

Attack Helicopter is a specific gender that was made fun of in 2014 as a transgender joke, but now several former Air Force members have come out as an Attack Helicopter/Apache Helicopter due to there sentimental attachment to their own helicopter. The pronouns are Heli/Copter/Helicopters. Though many members find this gender to be a very offensive joke, but what is really happening is the members of the Attack/Apache Helicopters are being oppressed by the people who are fighting against oppression. Though there is less than 100 people who identify with these pronouns, they are still a part of this society and are getting pushed out by the LGBTQ+ community.
Attack Helicopter Definition: a gender in which few veterans identify as.

Examples
“I identify as an Apache Helicopter.”
“You are a transphobic and you aren’t funny”
“But I have an attachment to my Apache Copter, and I identify as that now to show my thanks and connection to my copter.”
by AirForceVet659 October 26, 2020
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The meaning of this meme is supposed to make fun of femenists and SJW's and their 71 genders of people
Bob the SJW: you trigger me in so many levels cuz u can't find ur sexuality.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
by Supercookieboy February 17, 2017
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