Hedgehog

A subspecies of Saiyan found on earth. Unlike the ones found on Planet Vegeta, these Saiyans resemble a shrew with spikes on it's back. They are extremely fast and will tell people that they're too slow. They can go Super Saiyan when exposed to 7 chaos emeralds.

I have a pet hedgehog. His name is Sonic. He ran away and told me I'm too slow.

by Memetic Man August 5, 2010

clicking the hedgehog

verb; masturbating in your room with your roommate in the living room

I was clicking the hedgehog for 30 minutes straight before Jon came back from watching the game

by quas111 October 21, 2009

hug the hedgehog

To jack off, masturbate, jerk it, choke the chicken, jack the johnson

Dude 1: That bitch gave me blue balls. I m gonna have to hug the hedgehog

Dude 2: thats something i did not need to know

by Broke as fuck April 21, 2017

Chronic the Hedgehog

The title for Sonic's original film design.

Because it's definitely not Sonic.

"Hey look, it's Chronic the Hedgehog!"
"OH JESUS FUCK."

by McHodges713 January 30, 2020

Dipping the Hedgehog

The act of inserting a scrotum, typically prickly-haired, all or partway into the receiving orifice during coitus. Considered to be the next step of deepness after "balls deep".

When they played Sonic, the winner's reward was dipping the hedgehog in the loser's orifice of their choosing.

by xCory August 26, 2011

Hedgehog in my Tent

The sensation felt when nobbing a previously shaved minge with a few weeks growth.

Few things in life are more uncomfortable than a Hedgehog in my Tent.

Her bush was so prickly it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent, tomorrow night we're definitely Going to Barnsley.

The 3 week stubble on her Bearded Oyster left me so raw it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent

by Dave Schloosh July 21, 2011

hedgehog on a trampoline

It is a hedgehog on a trampoline
What did you expect?

Something nasty
Nope, just a regular ol' hedgehog on a trampoline.

Look Jesus Christ A hedgehog on a trampoline

by Strawbert McCringlemilk November 22, 2017