Hameroid

I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais

By Jason deluro hameroid

by Titty twister o5 October 20, 2020

hakerlind

A living legend! I would say hakerlind is the opposite to a langer.

Omg hakerlind is some goat

by Sabrina loyd October 13, 2021

Haker

Worse version of haker 💀

Hacker:who u?
Haker:je m'appelle haker💀

by Haker 💀 June 26, 2022

haberl

A person who looks like a nice kind innocent person, but will probably kill you in your sleep.

Person A: How did your dad die?
Person B: He was shot by a Haberl.

by supersofia November 21, 2022

Hanbridge Syndrome

A terrible disease that causes male love interests in media to be comedically large
Symptoms may include: not fitting in frame, yaoi hands, been mistaken for a registered sex offender, Rapid vertical growth, being British and more

Person one: have you ever wondered how Andrew is so tall?
Person two: that’s because he has Hanbridge Syndrome

by Lord_Alex12 February 18, 2023

palma handerson

The nick name you give your beater hand

My nigga got a date with Palma Handerson tonight aka his left hand

by Homie Pillows September 17, 2017

Palmela Handerson

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop

Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

by Kribby December 11, 2018