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a 2 handle

Corporate term for 2 million dollars. Utilized in Collections to simplify a lofty goal that will likely make u feel dumb for not hitting it.
(Late evening txt by Boss):
Boss: What do you think man

Boss: An we put a 2 handle on this ?
by R 2.0 December 29, 2020
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Jesus Handles

The handles inside a car by the seats that be hung on to when swerving around tight corners and yelling "JESUS!"
Alice hung on with all her might to the Jesus Handles and yelled the accompanying expression as Luke took a tight corner.
by Indigo Starr March 5, 2010
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Crack Handle

I let go of her crack handle before I donkey punched her.
by Kittymeow78 May 26, 2018
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thumb-handle

When a man attempts to put his hand down his lady friends skimpies and is stopped by her pulling his hand away, while using his thumb like a handle.
"Oh geez, Angela just thumb-handled me".
by LL-Unit November 24, 2010
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love handle

where the sides of your hips stick out and it looks like hips or curves(what guys can't resist to touch or squezze)
When Sarah was walking, Jon squeezed her love handles
by sarah May 12, 2003
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Prune Handle

When a hard shit is sticking halfway out your asshole, when it is beyond a turtle head but not quite a dropped duece.
Yo, I gotta shit so bad Im prune handling.

Get out of the bathroom before I bust a prune handle.
by TARDMAN29 October 29, 2011
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handle bars

bars: little things that turn off the memory button in your brain, not like getting high at all. usually sold 2 for $5 or 3 for $5 if you get a good deal. sometimes used to numb the pain of something. gets you tired, sleepy, and slows down every process in your brain. when taking handle bars, be sure to be around trustworthy people, because your conscience will not be in effect at all when under the influence.
dawg fool, that nigga is barred out. he's past high and drunk. give me some handle bars so i can knock out.
by eMMiLee September 22, 2005
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