by Daffney Kildoo October 14, 2007
by Kittymeow78 April 13, 2018
The handles inside a car by the seats that be hung on to when swerving around tight corners and yelling "JESUS!"
Alice hung on with all her might to the Jesus Handles and yelled the accompanying expression as Luke took a tight corner.
by Indigo Starr March 05, 2010
When a man attempts to put his hand down his lady friends skimpies and is stopped by her pulling his hand away, while using his thumb like a handle.
by LL-Unit November 22, 2010
where the sides of your hips stick out and it looks like hips or curves(what guys can't resist to touch or squezze)
by sarah May 12, 2003
When a hard shit is sticking halfway out your asshole, when it is beyond a turtle head but not quite a dropped duece.
by TARDMAN29 October 30, 2011
bars: little things that turn off the memory button in your brain, not like getting high at all. usually sold 2 for $5 or 3 for $5 if you get a good deal. sometimes used to numb the pain of something. gets you tired, sleepy, and slows down every process in your brain. when taking handle bars, be sure to be around trustworthy people, because your conscience will not be in effect at all when under the influence.
dawg fool, that nigga is barred out. he's past high and drunk. give me some handle bars so i can knock out.
by eMMiLee September 06, 2005