When you tittyfuck a girl who has a flat chest so its not really a "handjob" but its also not really a "Tittyfuck"
man 1 - "Bro i just got a great tittyfuck from my girlfriend"
man 2 - "bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn't just a Schrodinger's Handjob"
man 2 - "bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn't just a Schrodinger's Handjob"
by Beastman723 April 8, 2017
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by kethavele June 4, 2017
Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?
Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob
Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons
Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob
Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons
by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018
by Salt18 November 18, 2016
by Canadiantetons February 17, 2019
When someone is giving you a handjob, and begins spinning your dick like a helicopter's rotor, at which point you scream "Get to the chopper now" at them in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.
"Yo Brittany was stroking me off last week and it turned into an Austrian handjob. She said my accent needed work"
by CaillouSwagDick January 15, 2016