hamboner

The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.

Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.

She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?

Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.

by SoCalNigs June 8, 2010

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hagoo

hagoo is the meaning of life. it is everything we live for.

A (uncultured swine): "What is hagoo?"
B (smart swine): "It is the meaning of life."

by eelwastaken May 26, 2021

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haggoda

a person who makes poor jokes, literally shitty(hagga) jokes.

Kumaon,jwala hostel ka ek ek banda haggoda hai

by haggu April 18, 2011

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hagoole

The verb "hagoole" is a homophone of the word "haggle" meaning to bargain and negotiate over price. Homophones are words that are pronounced the same but differ in meaning, origin, and sometimes spelling.

"Hagoole" used as a noun has become a popular slang in Australia for haggling online; specifically referring to the hagoole price comparison search engine. With haggling being made more difficult by large retailers consumers do their research online and buy at the cheaper store.

The use of homophones has become a common practice among the dot com companies especially in the boom of the late 1990’s who are seeking unique spelling with familiar word constituents for branding and information proprietary purposes.

While hagoole allows shoppers to search the web for best price it is not itself an online store.
Before you buy hagoole!

by UTS-student July 27, 2010

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