a Character born out of my imagination, to be straight with you hes a total dick and works for CBC (as you can tell he fits in there) and he constantly is hurting his camera man bill.
by Sparqz May 27, 2009
Get the Jim Hansen mug.To take a shit on a person during intercourse for the specific purpose of humiliating them. This is comparable to the humiliation Chris Hansen imposes on suspects on "To Catch a Predator".
Steve always has to be in control, he would probably Chris Hansen a girl on the first date, just to make sure she knows who's the boss.
by RuthlessGraveyards May 6, 2009
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"ya! chris hansen totally owned meatrocket8, when he went to the seccret undercover house, not to get his lolita but to get sent to jail!"
by meatrocket8 August 8, 2009
Get the chris hansen mug.When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.
One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.
One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.
Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!
Thomas: Cool story hansel.
Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!
Thomas: Cool story hansel.
Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!
by sweetfingers May 4, 2010
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The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.
by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002
Get the hansel and gretel mug.This person is a special person. He is not just your average human, he is actually God. He spends lots of time answering prayers, mainly from his specialized Iphone that his mother, Virgin Mary, bought him. He resides in Whitman, MA, but is everywhere at all times. He is worshiped by many people.
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Person B - Oh, that's amazing, my friend is just a Hatley
Person A - well, a Haese he may not be, but that is still nothing to be too ashamed of
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Person A - well, a Haese he may not be, but that is still nothing to be too ashamed of
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