Horizontal Life Pause

A nap.

Phew... I could sure use a horizontal life pause.

by dustysgirl December 30, 2014

horizontal monkey dance

The best name for sex ever created

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

by Teabagger January 5, 2005

horizontal exclamation point

An erection; hard on; boner; stiffy; Woodrow

During a private tutoring session, I pleasured my English teacher with my horizontal exclamation point. Needless to say, I got an "A".

by jwa@LITT January 9, 2005

horizontal sumo wrestling

When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.

When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.





Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.

by Mark H December 14, 2004

horizontal folk dancing

A slang term for having sex.

Person 1: "What did you get up to last night?"
Person 2: "I did a bit of horizontal folk dancing with Judy"

by Orbter January 27, 2005

Horizontal Rain Dance

The act of having sex with a Native American man.

Hey I heard Jackie is dating a Native American dude...do you know if they've done the Horizontal Rain Dance yet?

by The Great V October 8, 2008

horizontal hide-and-seek

Imagine it. You are playing hide-and-seek lying down, horizontally. What is hiding and what is peeking? Something's hiding somewhere then peeking out (or peeking in). Go try it out and you'll figure it out.

I'll teach you some advanced techniques in horizontal hide-and-seek.

by John Nasher December 29, 2006