Hood Curd

Surplus gluey rod porridge.

'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'

by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

Hood Job

The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.

"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."

by BearAKA March 4, 2013

hood baby

A baby that sells weed on the corner at three in the AM.

"On yonder corner is a hood baby."

by ithildhelma November 28, 2007

Hood on the Chicken

A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.

It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.

Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"

by Pale Rider August 26, 2020

hood irony

Hood Irony A.K.A thug humor is straight up homosexual african-american porn bait memes, such as dreamybull, thughunter, erotic barber and more. Hood Irony will consist of a video the first 50 frame (or sometimes just one) will be

a random cringe video of an anime woman or anything like that and then it will skip to funny dreamybull masturbating loudly or a black man twerking his oily ass

person 1: have you seen the new hood irony video?
person 2: no
person 1: it has ambatukam in it!!

by bigweeneer July 18, 2022

hood rich

Detrimentally expending one's income on luxury goods while negating necessities.

To gain the adulation of his boys, hood rich Hubert purchased rims for his tricked out automobile instead of groceries.

by Herald Weiss April 19, 2011

hood deal

When you come across a good deal in the hood (such as free unwanted items left out by the road).

"I found a recliner on the side of the road, so I picked it up and took it home." "Wow, that was a hood deal."

by Hooddeal April 26, 2017