Hobosexual

A person who dates only for place to live.
I hear J.D. is dating Trish? Yeah bro, he's been livin there for a month. That dudes a Hobosexual!
by for profit fuq February 16, 2017
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HOBOSEXUAL

Basically someone who is dating or trying to date someone so they can be fed “Free” food.. either it be on a date or Uber-eats! With no intentions further besides the free meal. A BUM. It isn’t gender Exclusive.
Yeah this chick keeps hitting my DM’s so I can take her out on a date..but she giving HOBOSEXUAL VIBES..
by DEZtheDESTROYER December 12, 2023
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Hobosexual

Ho•bo•sex•u•al

A person who is unable to care for themselves but not allowed to live at home so they jump into meaningless relationships for a place to live and someone to take care of them.
Amanda doesn’t even want to be with Chris but she is a hobosexual... eventually she will find someone new to mooch off of.
by ItsFuckingFunny December 17, 2019
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Hobosexual

An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.
He is a career hobosexual, the lowest life form of a fuckboy.
by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023
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Hobosexual

A homeless person presenting or accepting sexual favors for the opportunity to be indoors for the night often going from place to place.
You better bathe that hobosexual before you let him your bed, he's been on the nasty train.
by TheGarrick July 28, 2017
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Hobosexual

Someone that gets in a relationship with someone to have a place to stay
You go with ol dude? Yeah that’s my man. Girl he is not your man he is a hobosexual, he doesn’t want you he wants a roof over his head & you have just that lol
by Areilum October 14, 2023
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Hobosexual

Guy: what the Hell is that guy doing is he flirting with a hobo
Other guy: dude let him be, hes hobosexual
by arcanenarwhal February 14, 2016
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