Hobosexual

A person who enjoys taking people out on dates that expect the following:

A person who expects to get their hair and nails done before the first date or during the talking/dating stage.

A person who thinks they deserve a fine dining meal for the first date.

I'm a hobosexual, I enjoy helping out the less fortunate, I know I'll never see them again but I love buying hair and nails to make them feel nice.

by B.C. Definitions November 24, 2023

HOBOSEXUAL

Basically someone who is dating or trying to date someone so they can be fed “Free” food.. either it be on a date or Uber-eats! With no intentions further besides the free meal. A BUM. It isn’t gender Exclusive.

Yeah this chick keeps hitting my DM’s so I can take her out on a date..but she giving HOBOSEXUAL VIBES..

by DEZtheDESTROYER December 12, 2023

Hobosexual

One whose sexuality is solely determined by who (regardless of gender) can provide a roof over one’s head. AKA one who leaches off of others. See also: Scrub

My friend Kent is hobosexual. He is attracted to both Jenn and Matt, as they both have housing, where as Kent does not.

by Alissa Chevy July 16, 2024

Hobosexual

Hobosexual. A couple who has sexual relations in a parking lot next to a dump truck in broad daylight after brunch.

Would you like to have hobosexual relations?

by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024

Hobosexual

When you have public relations with your partner in a parking lot in broad daylight

We just went hobosexual

by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024

Hobosexual

When you have sex with someone so you can have a place to stay

Tony is such a hobosexual. He will sleep with anyone just to have a roof over his head

by Squawboss May 24, 2024

Hobosexual

A sexual preference whereby an individual is particularly attracted to tramps or homeless people.

They’re such a hobosexual, they’re always going up to London to meet new tramps.

by Ur nans mum June 5, 2024