Paris Hilton Wannabe

People, usually females, fixated on the socialite, movie star and business woman Paris Hilton. The wannabes often follow the glamorous life of the star of hit reality show 'The Simple Life.' Often acting, dressing and using her famous catch phrases such as 'that's hot' or 'loves it' these people aspire to nothing more than the fabulous life that the starlet leads. Unashamed of their admiration they enjoy being compared to Paris Hilton and love to be known as THE Wannabe.

Lauren: "Omg did you hear Paris Hilton wears only white sun glasses now?"

Sarah: "We totally need to get down to the mall and get some. Mine are so old now"

Lauren: "Your such a Paris Hilton Wannabe"

by One smart blonde December 10, 2008

paris hilton

1. To be a whore
2. To be talentless and almost utterly useless to society
3. Aids in keeping the US economy up in tabloid sales

Paris Hilton: I'm amazing and talented.

Note to self: Mark on calendar when this happens.

by Milkwasabadchoice August 16, 2006

paris hilton

Proof that money can not buy beauty.

I would kill for Paris Hilton's money and fame but if I would rather shoot myself in the head than having her face.

by Paris is fugly March 15, 2008

paris hilton

A pathetic excuse for a human, much less for an aristocrat. A scrawny, towheaded, false-tanned, attention-grabbing imbecile who defecates all over her dignity in order to be noticed.
A vapid run-of-the mill dyed-blonde bimbo who can't even speak her own language properly, is famous simply for her family's money and for her sex-life (as well as for her so-called "beauty"), has not done a thing to earn her fame and does not deserve a penny of her fortune.
A failed abortion/miscarriage who gulps and bathes in the semen of the pitifully desperate males who find her attractive enough to screw, has no respect for herself (much less for those of lower social status), is an absolute redneck, and can insert a redwood log into her gaping vagina.

And those who claim that Paris Hilton's detractors are "gelous/jalous/jellous" (the correct spelling being "jealous"), what is there to be jealous of? This mooching slut has money and "fame", yes, but where is her talent? Where is her dignity? Where is her intellect? She has none of these.

by Lorelili November 12, 2006

Paris Hilton

Ugly, scrawny, stupid cunt who the media wants us to think is sexy, due to one of her ancestors getting into the business of renting rooms which, much like Paris herself, are often completely coated in semen.

The next guy who says he wants to fuck Paris Hilton, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with one of those pens that you click the tip in and out.

by Alex Stockwell September 27, 2008

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a waste of internal organs and oxygen. She is a stupid ass ho who has no talent whatsoever and deserves to burn in hell for all of eternity. The world would be a much better place if someone shot her dead. Her show the Simple Life annoys the hell out of me. It is incredible how someone can be so utterly stupid. Her looks are horrendous and she has the biggest nose in the history of humanity. She also looks stoned in all her pictures.

(the following was actually in a magazine)
"So, Paris, how was Europe?"
"Europe was like, awesome! Except everyone spoke French there."

I want to meet Paris Hilton so I can shoot her in the knees.

by mehhh157 August 15, 2006

Paris Hilton

A person who dosn't care about other peoples feelings and is a rish, snoby bitch who thinks she's cool because she had sex with a stranger way to good for her. She had to pay him.

Paris Hilton: Hey, do you want to have it with me?

Guy: No

Paris Hilton: You must have misunderstood me, do you want to have you-know-what with me?

Guy: I can hear you, I just dont want to do it with a...ummm...sorry, what species you?

by Spaz Cat 11 February 26, 2009