Herman

Herman is usually a lighskin that sucks at sports, mainly basketball. Also Herman usually is a fat and gets no bitches

I would kill myslef if I looked liked herman

by NGO May 30, 2018

herman bang

gay ass danish book writer from the late 1800s

hey did you hear about herman bang the guy who banged men

by Sigvards gyatt is huge December 4, 2023

pee wee herman piss

When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing

Ben: Aww shit man
Tim: What!?!
Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!!
Tim: Wtf-

by Nigerfaggot December 31, 2023

Herman

Herman is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. He is kind, helpful and will always be there for his friends, no matter what happens. He’s also known for his honesty and treasure relationships dearly. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to message him. He’s a person that you would regret letting go. If you ever grow feelings for a Herman, never let those feelings go. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have feelings for him, so it’s better to see how it goes. He’s a really loyal boyfriend and protective. Able to make you feel super special, like your the only girl in the world, because to him you are. He love doing unexpected romantic things for the person he love. Timid at first but when warmed up to isnt afraid to show passion and emotion. Love him with everything you have and he will make you his entire world.

“Herman stayed up all night and helped me with my project, he’s a really good friend.”

by Wtf1234567890 November 21, 2021

Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.

Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes

by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022

Sydney HerMAN

The moistest juicy thiccalicious thot ever

Damnnnnn Did y’all see Sydney herMAN ? She is t h i c c

by McBeanBoy June 9, 2018

Herman

The last name to Charlie

that guy is a Charlie Herman? poor dude

by susantookthekids April 4, 2019