Loves fucking his donkeys, if he’s blonde he’s gay. But if a retard. Queer fuck but his donkeys say he’s a good ride, shout out to napoleon.
by Indian Vagina May 11, 2020
Get the Liam Hayesmug. the best and most kind person you will meet, she is kind and will give her heart to anyone you meet, she is also independent and can kick ass. she can also be loud and a bit of a crack head
by YPY November 22, 2020
Get the Lucy Hayesmug. Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)
(noun; local landmark of sin and sorrow)
The dirtiest den of broken dreams in West London. Looks like a warehouse from the outside, smells like Red Bull, desperation, and Lynx inside. The place where every mandem’s wages from the month evaporates faster than a shisha coal.
The roster? Fam, it’s chaos. You’ve got:
• Crystal, who’s been “23” since 2007 and still moves like her hips are on furlough.
• Mercedes, fresh from Slovakia, selling £20 dances that last 14 seconds before she asks if you want “VIP.”
• And the legendary Punjabi aunty at the bar who’ll pour your vodka coke like she’s measuring blood pressure - all while clocking your shame.
The mandem - Jags, Teji, and of course Choda - rock up in steel toes after site work, pockets full of crumpled tenners, thinking they’re Floyd Money Mayweather. By 1am they’re all in the booth, Crystal’s sitting on their lap, and someone’s already whispered “fam, don’t tell bhabhi ji.”
Meanwhile, in VIP, Choda whips his cock out mid-lap dance, helicoptering it so hard he knocks over the LED bottle parade. Harpz isn’t even meant to be there but somehow he’s in the corner rubbing his cock to the rhythm of the music playing from the speakers.
By closing time, Teji’s arguing with the bouncer because he spent £400 and only got “one lick and a whiff.” Outside, lads are chain-smoking Marlboro Golds, trying to piece their lives back together before their missus sees the bank statement.
(noun; local landmark of sin and sorrow)
The dirtiest den of broken dreams in West London. Looks like a warehouse from the outside, smells like Red Bull, desperation, and Lynx inside. The place where every mandem’s wages from the month evaporates faster than a shisha coal.
The roster? Fam, it’s chaos. You’ve got:
• Crystal, who’s been “23” since 2007 and still moves like her hips are on furlough.
• Mercedes, fresh from Slovakia, selling £20 dances that last 14 seconds before she asks if you want “VIP.”
• And the legendary Punjabi aunty at the bar who’ll pour your vodka coke like she’s measuring blood pressure - all while clocking your shame.
The mandem - Jags, Teji, and of course Choda - rock up in steel toes after site work, pockets full of crumpled tenners, thinking they’re Floyd Money Mayweather. By 1am they’re all in the booth, Crystal’s sitting on their lap, and someone’s already whispered “fam, don’t tell bhabhi ji.”
Meanwhile, in VIP, Choda whips his cock out mid-lap dance, helicoptering it so hard he knocks over the LED bottle parade. Harpz isn’t even meant to be there but somehow he’s in the corner rubbing his cock to the rhythm of the music playing from the speakers.
By closing time, Teji’s arguing with the bouncer because he spent £400 and only got “one lick and a whiff.” Outside, lads are chain-smoking Marlboro Golds, trying to piece their lives back together before their missus sees the bank statement.
Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I went Inhibitions last night in Hayes and swear down, it turned into a live-action Punjabi Ploughman’s with glitter.”
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I went Inhibitions last night in Hayes and swear down, it turned into a live-action Punjabi Ploughman’s with glitter.”
by BikBoiCoq September 18, 2025
Get the Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)mug. A slim thicc sister that always knows how to werk it. She makes everyone’s days, and is loyal to her friends and family. She loves roblox and Grayson Dolan. She also is so funny that you will never want to stop talking. A Hayes is a QUEEEEEEN.
by kitten005 March 3, 2019
Get the Hayesmug. The best boyfriend to ever have in history! Blonde, sweet, cuddly, and absolutely HOT!!!!!!! Pleasures you so well you will be soaking wet, you will love this guy.
by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019
Get the Hayes Johnsonmug. by YoungPCH January 23, 2019
Get the strongest chilli in the world pikkie hayesmug. Su un god
by Broskisgodsplan July 6, 2019
Get the Jeremy Hayesmug.