Holding the Hamster

verb: To have an erection

"Dude, I was totally holding the hamster all night, hoping to bang this chick, but nothing happened."

by psychoturkey April 11, 2010

hamster crazy

used to describe an action that is so completely weird and psychotic that it can only be something a hamster does such as climbing up the walls, running at 15,000 mph, chewing shit up, etc.

Yesterday Mac got so drunk, he was running around and dancing all hamster crazy!

by MichelleIsCooler December 25, 2011

Hamster-waterbottle

When a man is suspended from the ceiling and another man performs oral sex on the suspended man, in a manner similar to a hamster licking a waterbottle.

Gabe drank from his Hamster-waterbottle.

by Ben the mouse August 4, 2017

spazz hamster

A kid, normally a teenager, who spazzes out over any little obsession they have including, but not limited to, anime characters, guys, musicians, or smurfs. Some traits are as follows: high pitched voices, hyperactivity and adorableness.

Morgan sat leafing through the manga in absolute silence. Without warning, she began bouncing up and down in her seat, jabbing her finger down at a depiction of her favorite anime character as she squeaked, "oh my gosh! He is so cute! I want to marry him! I can't believe he's not real!!"
"Gosh Morgan, you spazz hamster, calm down." Annie replied, giving her a sidelong glance.

by Shadow_violist May 22, 2008

Jonathan's Hamster

A hamster that belongs to Jonathan.

Hey, is that Jonathan's Hamster?

by memestealer420 June 9, 2015

Hamster cult

A group of intilectuals selected by tiktok to destroy all lana fans

Join the hamster cult today you won't regret it.

by Johnny sinns February 21, 2021

hamster ball

A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.

One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.

Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."

Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."

by Wizards Sleeve June 27, 2005