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Half past inebriated

When you have had to much to drink or smoke or do to much of any drug and you are in a new, higher stage of drunk or high.
“Bro you were sooo half past inebriated lastnight!” “Shut up man i only took 4 xanies
by Noah the nigger November 18, 2017
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Half-Life of a Relationship

Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.
“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”

“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”
by Zagorzan November 27, 2019
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Half a Mile Kyle

Ewan Has a Half a Mile Kyle while Sean Gabello is stuck with a millimeter peter
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half life 2

A masterpiece that came out in 2004 and still holds up in 2020.
Wow, half life 2 is still going.
by hello gordon November 9, 2020
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Half Right Face

You're in for a smoke session You know you fucked up when you hear this. Usually followed by "Front Leaning Rest Position, Move!" Or anoth
*The Company talking aloud and moving around in formation*

Drill Sergeant: DELTA COMPANY! Why are we talking and moving in the formation? Don't worry I'll fix it! Company ah-TENN-hutt! Half Right Face! Front Leaning Rest position, move! In Cadence!

Company: In Cadence!

Drill Sergeant: Exercise! One Two Three! One Two Three! One Two Three! ONE TWO THREE!
by Jack Bootlip December 5, 2021
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Half Life 2

What you first play Half Life 2 you are surprised at every turn. Its the enviroment, its the feeling that wow, this level looks like that place I drove past on our trip to LA. OMG i can use the gravity to pick up scanners and use em as buzzsaws, OMG the pulse rifle secondary fire vaporized that guy, OMG i just dropped that car on those zombies, killing them instantly, OMG i can roll nades into gun turret holes, OMG my crossbow bolt pinned the guy to the wall upside down by his leg, or OMG this blue gravity gun can pick up enemies and throw them at other enemies. I know I've played ravenholm about 3-4 times just cause its awesome killing zombies with the Gravity gun.

And look how far Half Life has come, people are still making mods for a 6 year old game. Imagine what they can do with the source engine!? Half Life 2 will last much longer than Halo2 and I bet Microsoft is trying to make Halo 3 as fast as possible so people don't lose intrest in the Halo series. Whereas Valve will take it's time because Half Life 2 isn't gonna lose intrest anytime soon.
Half Life 2 is too special to describe
by Mike June 20, 2005
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half life 2

A truly brilliant modern game encompassing many realistic features never before seen in a game before.Optimised for ATI cards. Wooooow i sound sad. Ah well. HALF LIFE 2 IS GR8
Kikin the Shit Outta Doom 3 in graphics,physics and plot. Geek Power!
by MadMetal January 18, 2005
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