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by Kill yourself 20 times over April 29, 2020

Sweaty Hypixel Guilds

A special genus of Hypixel Guilds that have members with no life whatsoever and are solely focused on being on top of a leaderboard on a Minecraft server that has no value outside of bragging to 10 year olds. They are often found being extremely toxic to said 10 year olds, so tread carefully around them. They buy ranks on Hypixel for "clout" with their mom's credit card because they have nothing else better to do with their money like buy "real" food. They often feed on leftover popcorn kernels from the dumpster of their local movie theater. DO NOT ENGAGE! Once "triggered," a Sweaty Hypixel Guild will declare war and spam your DM's with shit talk and DDOS threats. Avoid at all costs.

Only sweaty Hypixel Guilds care enough to try for the Guild leaderboards.. what a bunch of losers!

by Envelo June 1, 2021

Guild Wars

An MMORPG like war craft but without the stupid 15$ a month fee. Often hated by WoW fans because they can't understand the concept of being able to log out or not having to pay for a mediorce game. A normal persons MMO game

Jeff: Dude....im poor i gota pay my WoW fee this month again
Me: Dude...ever considered just finding a game that does'nt require money every month to play? Try Guild Wars..you'll get your social life back and have fifteen extra dollars a month..and people wont randomly run up and kill you in a town.
Jeff:... Sweet *chucks warcraft box into nearest trash can* wow...i feel free now.

by Sickofwhorecraftlosers November 10, 2009

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The best triligy (containing 5 books) in the world. IT recently became a major motion picture which totally butchred and americanized the plot , but still was decent. By the kurt vonaget of the 20th century. Totally rocks , a great read. amazing

i just read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, i look at the world in a totally new way now

by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

Guido

An Italian-American that pretends to be Italian by: Talking with a thick New York accent; driving their cars way too fast with techno music blasting; dressing in tight clothes/valour, with their hair slicked back, gold chains, bracelets and rings and chest hair sticking out; usually being of ignorant towards gays and minorities and disrespectfull of woman; lives in Staten Island or Howard Beach, Queens; gives Italians a bad name although it's okay for Italians to be guidos as long as they dont share the aassholee attitude that most guidos do.

"Nice valour suit, you look like a guido"

by DiZzY DeViL dUcKy January 9, 2004

Guild Wars 2

The MMORPG coming out at the end of 2011 or early 2012 that will finally be the game to deal the killing blow to World of Warcraft.

Gamer 1: Hey dude what do you think of WoW's new expansion?
Gamer 2: The age of Warcraft is over dude, just accept it. Blizzard is just milking the series dry of as much money as they can. Guild Wars 2 is taking over now.
Gamer 1: But they have Kung-Fu Pandas and Pokemon now!
Gamer 2: It's finally over. Face it.

by GuildWars2 October 27, 2011

guido

an italian who is culturally challenged and makes us real italians look bad.

Hey did you guys hear, Kim Cignarella is going out with some guido from Fairfield, what doosh bags.

by traytraytray December 28, 2005