parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

Peter Grippin-deez nuts

if you want someone to kill themselves

Your friend says "deez nuts"
you then reply with "peter grippin-deez nuts"
They immediately grab a gun and shoot in the nuts themselves "peter grippin-deez nuts"

by plurgfish December 8, 2021

Third World Groupie

A western white guy who likes dark, beautiful, foreign girls.

Steve is such a Third World Groupie. He loves watching those starlets in the Bollywood movies.

by Ma$tiboy July 23, 2016

grippins

the muscle of the sphincter which holds the contents of the bowels and intestinal tract within the body

Tito got fucked so hard in the ass that he lost his grippins and shit all over himself

by kckevin July 28, 2010

whatchall grippin

This is a term used when you are asking somebody what they are up to or what they are doing at the moment. Usually used in the beginning of a sentence, in other words, another way to say whats up.

Yo bro whatchall grippin?

I'm just at the mall shopping with some friends, whatchall grippin later tonight?

by momo show September 15, 2009

groyping

The act of entering a discussion to ask inappropriate, off-topic questions involving far-right talking points like The Great Replacement or the JQ. The goal is to derail the discussion and use the platform to spread white nationalist propaganda to mainstream audiences, as well as to create chaos and troll the participants.

Some guys were groyping in the chat of last night’s livestream.

by CarterTheFarter September 4, 2023

groppage

the act of groping, only a cooler way of saying it. booty boobs

"We got some groppage going on here."

by Julianna August 2, 2005