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Grief-around

When your friend's parent dies, so you you offer up a bro hug but give a little jerk sesh from behind to kill his pain.
Met Lumpy at the steakhouse after the service. My dude not only offered the grief-around but also said he'd call the Fools to form a procession line for it. Just like back at the service. That's love man.
by Walker TX Ranger December 19, 2022
mugGet the Grief-aroundmug.
A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.
The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
mugGet the Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisismug.
A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.
The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis. The reality is nobody's morale needs a boost.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
mugGet the Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisismug.

grief muffins

The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees
I feel bad for the patients but these grief muffins are delicious
by Hspansot July 15, 2019
mugGet the grief muffinsmug.

Devious Grief

A shitty pvz player who leads his "clan" who gets beat the shit out of by better players
Man that Devious Grief guy is getting the shit beat out of him
by Llamamaamammam December 11, 2023
mugGet the Devious Griefmug.

grief tragedy sympathy hope industry

An industry that loves to tell people who their heroes are/should be.
Thanks to the grief tragedy sympathy hope industry, the aviation museum that always had a name good enough for the residents of the city that went there had to change it's name to honor a guy they were told was their hero, rather than anybody asking them who their personal heroes were. Perhaps their personal heroes were a family member or someone from closer to home than Texas, but since nobody asked them, they were forced to adopt a guy they were told was their hero as their personal hero, without any room for anyone else (since many of them thought the name of the museum was good enough as it was, without being forced to change, and it was going to get changed to a preselected name chosen by the "new guard" instead of by the residents).
by The Original Agahnim January 20, 2022
mugGet the grief tragedy sympathy hope industrymug.

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