seedless grape

A complete moron.

That seedless grape really pisses me off.

by SpiffyBiffy June 16, 2004

concord grape

a cultivated variety of the fox grape, Vitis labrusca

The concord grape is used in making jelly, juice, and wine.

by kkddff November 4, 2009

Turtle Grape

Much like faeces slowly exiting the anus in the style of the 'Turtle's head,' popping in and out before you are able to pass matter, the Turtle Grape is when one pushes a grape from their pursed mouth in this motion.
This can be done to comically imitate the suppression of a popping out poo.

"Hey Tilly. check it out, I'm crapping this grape out of my mouth like a Turtle's Head"
-"Oh yeah, it's a Turtle Grape ahahahaah!"

by Chuzzy and Tills February 24, 2011

grape drank

black people version of grape juice with the exception of:
nutrients and vitamins
consists of:
sugar, water, and of course purple

jimmy: hey you want some grape juice
shawn:what? nigga wtf is juice i want some grape drank baby, it's purple
jimmy: im not sure i know what grape drink is
shawn:what?
jimmy:i got some apple juice
shawn:WTF IS JUICE!! i want some apple drank. it's greeeeeeeen

by da_him March 8, 2009

grape fruit

A technic to suck your mans dick to make it feel good

I gave my man grape fruit he moaned all night long

by PJ the man 233 September 10, 2016

gapski

A light weight drunk, participating in downhill skiing in GAP apparel.

Also, name used to call a girl who hits the ground after two drinks.

1) a. Does that guy know what he's doing?

b. He's definitely skiing drunk. And wearing nothing but GAP clothing.

a. He's such a gapski

2) a.Woah! She just hit the floor and she's only had one drink!

b.Haha! That's gapski for you!

by v3xnorm August 31, 2011

mopey grape

One who is depressed or sad, usually for no specific reason.

Person 1: Adam looks really sad.
Person 2: Yeah, he's being a mopey grape.

by Flyingel May 25, 2015