Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

by BKDinGA July 23, 2010

Secret Grape

This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.

John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.

John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?

Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*

by Crabbinator March 26, 2013

cheese grater experience

when a person gives someone a blowjob using their teeth.

Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.

by mindlessmeatrobot October 14, 2019

Curb-Grazer

Roadside sluts (Prostitutes)

Look at dem Curb-Grazers over yonder!

by Farmboy22 May 27, 2021

stomping the grape

When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes

Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in

by Belledog05 June 4, 2016

long of grape

Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.

Sorry chaps, I was long of grape last night.

by Clarence von S November 8, 2020

are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Idiots compete with children for cash prizes

Are you smarter than a fifth grader? no

by Lazy727 October 24, 2007