Jerry the Granola Berry King

A dude named Jerry is obsessed with granola berry bars.

Hey Jerry. What are you eating?
Oh, I'm eating this tasty granola berry bar. It's my 9th one today!
You fucking Jerry the Granola Berry King.

by gloglishmish March 9, 2021

Ten Granola Bar Day

That special time of the month where ladies find it necessary to eat entire boxes of granola bars in one sitting

Roommate 1: That girl just stuck a pencil through Bob's eye because he smiled at her.
Roommate 2: Uh-oh. Must be Ten Granola Bar Day.

by Roommate 3 April 15, 2008

Yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G)

A term used to describe a woman who is too good for you or out of your league.

Bro 1: look at that chick over there, go buy her a drink, bro 2!
Bro 2: naw man she is yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G). She wouldn't go for an alchoholic, video game playing fuckboy like me.

by Pecoreal October 16, 2019

human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017

C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).

Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

granola top

A bland bisexual man

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.

by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020

Fresh Granola

When osmething is good or mesmerizing and pleasing to the eye.

Yo dude this Gucci cologne is some fresh granola.

by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 9, 2019