Gooning

The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons

Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!

by ImoGod December 8, 2023

Glinching

When 2 men go and kill an animal of choice. Then, they extract the blood of the animal and skin it. After that, one man wears the skin of the animal and makes the noises of the animal while the other man fucks him using the animals blood as a lubricant.

Yo bro I saw some roadkill back there, Let’s go glinching!

by Chris_Ferguson11 February 15, 2024

gooning

Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶

EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.

i’m gonna go hang my self because my gooning left me

by jorgeeman February 15, 2024

gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time

“I’m gooning on ur grandma”

by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024

Gooning

Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.

"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."

by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024

Grenching

When you are in a prolonged state of edging that you begin to excrete semen from all of your orifices uncontrollably.

Person 1: bro my friend was grenching in the back of class and soaked everyone around him in nut!
Person 2: bro I wish I was in your class

by RaidersNEaglesFan March 16, 2024

Gooning

Having fun

Hey r u gooning asf rn?
Yes!!

by Poopydoodoovheels March 27, 2024