Glock-Block

The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.

Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.

Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.

by AMFPsychotic June 26, 2010

Glock Gleak

It's a movement, a way of life, a religion, and source of energy, a love...

"Yo relax... Glock Gleak man. "

"Did you see her Dank? GLOCK GLEAK son."

"I swear to god if you Glock Gleak one more time I'm going to slap you up side yo head."

by A-Bimbo January 01, 2009

Glock Flock

A group of police officers waiting for something to happen.

"Brace yourself for the tear gas: Here comes the Glock Flock".

by TestMonkeyUnlimited December 13, 2011

bison glocks

Un esti de bombarde

Tu viens de lag un bison glocks?

by Grégule July 20, 2020

glock whip

To take the end of a glock and beat the living shit out of someone with it

“This girl was talking crap so I glock whipped her ass”

by Forever553344 November 01, 2019

glock fanboy

A person who is extremely dedicated to the glock brand pistols. They will stop at no length to prove that their glock beats any other pistol. They also like to shit on other cheaper options even though they might have the same quality and more features. It is not always used as a insult and some people acknowledge that they are glock fanboys.

John: i just shot an awesome group with my CZ shadow, it really has a great trigger

James: hahaha definitely not as of a trigger good as my glock! Plus the grip angle is really ergonomic

John: bruh glock triggers are honestly pretty bad. Plus that grip looks like a microwave. your just a glock fanboy

by Shooter420420 March 26, 2021

Glock 17

The Glock 17 is a very popular handgun used by most national police forces and military.

I heard that the U.S Military uses Glock 17's.

by sentient m&m February 28, 2018