Gesser

A word that defines when something is brilliant/amazing.

This picture is Gesser.

I’m having a Gesser afternoon.

by G.Shad February 13, 2022

italian manwhore summer i guess

Another way to say you do you queen without calling your dumb friends queens. The phrase is taken from a tumblr post about an English team versus an Italian team and their reactions after the Italians win. I wonder how long it'll take for your dumb friends to find this on urban dictionary.

Sydney: I got covid
Me: Italian manwhore summer i guess

by latey late dawn May 24, 2022

guesstion

A combination of a guess and a question. Commonly used by ditsy girls and 'that' annoying co-worker.

"Hey, how do I, er, get on the thing, y'know, the global meganet thing, the one where all the computers are connected?"

"What a stupid guesstion."

by plastic lashes December 30, 2008

Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."

Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010

Gauss 'Hog

A variation of the old reliable Warthog in the Halo games. Shoots a single round using a Gauss rifle. Accurate, and it obliterates infantry and vehicles. Probably the most powerful vehicle besides the Scorpion.

Player 1: Dude we are so screwed there are too many Elites!
Player 2: Relax. We have a Gauss 'Hog.
(commence destruction of alien bastards)

by False Advertising February 18, 2011

Guess how much

This is what a women says when she come home from the mall after shopping for three hours and buying many items she does not need and tries to justify it because everything she bought was "on sale".

John: Hi Where were you?
Veronica: At the Mall
John: wow look at all those shopping bags
Veronica: Guess how much

by jrod-knows January 20, 2012

one guess

Giving someone one guess of the answer to a question, commonly an obvious answer.

Rizzo: What's up, Kenick?
Kenickie: One guess.
Rizzo: You got a lot to offer a girl. Kenickie: Yeah, you know it.

by idontevenusethis December 9, 2016