A person in a race of human kind who will someday rule the world with their constant blasting of music, and craziness. Band geeks tend to be quite the eccentric bunch, especially the drums. Don't ask me why, but they are. An ESPECIALLY crazy band geek will most likely be in the marching band, since they are around even more people, running around a field in about any kind of weather, smacking into each other.
WARNING: CONTACT WITH A BAND GEEK MAY CAUSE IN LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, LOSS OF SANITY, AND LOSS OF HEARING.
WARNING: CONTACT WITH A BAND GEEK MAY CAUSE IN LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, LOSS OF SANITY, AND LOSS OF HEARING.
Trumpet Player: Look how loud I can play! *plays EXTREMELY loud*
Snare Drum Player: Oh please! I can play louder! *bangs on drum*
Rest of the Band: *sees how loud they can play*
Drum Major/Conductor: *conducting* 8D
Random Non-Band Geek: *is scared* O-O
Snare Drum Player: Oh please! I can play louder! *bangs on drum*
Rest of the Band: *sees how loud they can play*
Drum Major/Conductor: *conducting* 8D
Random Non-Band Geek: *is scared* O-O
by Mella Bella December 9, 2008
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Get the Geeked mug.1. Derogatory name used to describe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.
2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.
**It is rude to call someone a cross country geek unless you self-identify as one.
Also see: trackie
2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.
**It is rude to call someone a cross country geek unless you self-identify as one.
Also see: trackie
by ~~~ July 30, 2008
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Geekish traits such as a highly creative and analytical mind, love of technology or fantasy, attention to detail, tendency to invent, passion for specific subjects and aspiration to continuously learn are balanced with a desire to avoid looking like a nerd at all costs!
Usually high achievers and working in male-dominated environments such as business, technology, computing, web design, science, medical or legal, geekbabes like to strut their stuff, dress up and ooze sexiness. They are proud of the contrast of the two sides of their personality, and at times may display extreme tendencies towards either sensitivity or extroversion.
Geekish traits such as a highly creative and analytical mind, love of technology or fantasy, attention to detail, tendency to invent, passion for specific subjects and aspiration to continuously learn are balanced with a desire to avoid looking like a nerd at all costs!
Usually high achievers and working in male-dominated environments such as business, technology, computing, web design, science, medical or legal, geekbabes like to strut their stuff, dress up and ooze sexiness. They are proud of the contrast of the two sides of their personality, and at times may display extreme tendencies towards either sensitivity or extroversion.
Man, have you seen that hot geekbabe in the IT department? I got an eyeful while she was installing a gigabit network adapter for my i7.
Hire the geekbabe!: she's experienced in Search Engine Optimisation with Google Analytics certification, skilled at Advanced Excel with pivot tables and VBA, speaks 5 languages, invented a language, programs PHP, runs Star Wars conventions, heads up a Business Enterprise Network, fitted her own kitchen and is a part time make up artist and lingerie model.... ;) Phew!
Hire the geekbabe!: she's experienced in Search Engine Optimisation with Google Analytics certification, skilled at Advanced Excel with pivot tables and VBA, speaks 5 languages, invented a language, programs PHP, runs Star Wars conventions, heads up a Business Enterprise Network, fitted her own kitchen and is a part time make up artist and lingerie model.... ;) Phew!
by seogeekbabe August 6, 2011
Get the geekbabe mug.A derogatory nickname for Best Buy’s IT team the Geek Squad, primarily because they are so incapable of even adequately communicating with other humans.
Many times I’ve engaged the Geek Wads with a question that I’ve found they are sorely inadequate to even remotely comprehend; they see people like me as profoundly “retarded” and they frankly need translators who can understand both the English language as well as Geek to help them get the complex and extraordinarily fast responses they muster into a format I am capable of grasping.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019
Get the Geek Wads mug.derisive term used to describe any grouping of dweebs, geeks, nerds, et al who are about to collectively engage in an activity that will only bring further embarrassment, humiliation and shame upon all of them. 'Boat' is akin to the Titanic, sailing somewhat naively along, oblivious of the impending disaster about to unfold.
Friend : Hey, wouldja look at all the geeks lined up outside the Palladium for the Taylor Swift concert ?
Me: Good Gawd, don't they know there IS no Taylor Swift concert tonight ? That was just a bunch of wise-asses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
Friend : Hey, you're right, and the door they're lined up at isn't the entrance, either. It's a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! LOL
Me : LOL What a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
Friend : What a geek boat !!
Me: Good Gawd, don't they know there IS no Taylor Swift concert tonight ? That was just a bunch of wise-asses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
Friend : Hey, you're right, and the door they're lined up at isn't the entrance, either. It's a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! LOL
Me : LOL What a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
Friend : What a geek boat !!
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