A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy. She always has to have music on, silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. Often spaces out when near windows. Always contemplating something. Sugar junkie. Easy to get along with. Everyone loves her. Stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. Cares too much. Good judge of character. Not easily influenced. Has soo much planned for her. Remember her, she'll be widely known soon. If you fall in love with a Geraldine don't ever let her go. She likes playfighting. Looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. Likes being pushed to do better. Always looking after those around her.
Guy 1: Omg, im sooo in love with this girl she's perfect.
Guy 2: Ahh you must have caught a Geraldine. Good job man, you're lucky.
Guy 2: Ahh you must have caught a Geraldine. Good job man, you're lucky.
by galaxycaramelbar February 5, 2010
Get the Geraldine mug.Gerna is a sentance filler/enhancer used in Northern California dialect, specifically Humboldt County. Sometimes used at as a substitute adjective like "shitty" or "crappy". The higher excitement level, the more frequently the word appears in a sentance.
Moderately excited usage: "That darn gerna cell site ain't gerna no good."
Highly excited usage: "Gerna darn gerna gerna cell gerna site gerna ain't gerna no gerna good."
Highly excited usage: "Gerna darn gerna gerna cell gerna site gerna ain't gerna no gerna good."
by DJ Dan K March 27, 2007
Get the gerna mug.Picking up an 18-20 year old girl off the street and offering her several hundred dollars for a quick photoshoot. You will then take her back to your apartment where you have her get on her knees in a kiddie pool and put on a zorro mask (not the hat, mind you, just the mask). She will then proceed to pour bottle after bottle of brand name raspberry jelly on her head while 4 men (all named Hans) stand around the pool on matching wooden stools wearing Guy Fawkes (V for Vendetta) masks and pee on her head. Music is optional, but if it is used, it must be provided by either a live opera singer or a loud set of speakers playing "It wasn't me" by Shaggy (recommended). There have been whispers of a double dare method in which an additional man of hispanic descent is strapped to a chair in front of the pool with his eyelids held open Clockwork Orange style for the duration of the session but these are simply rumors as such a thing has never been attempted. Best performed while wearing Riddick style goggles.
Rick: Dude! check it out! I just put up this definition for the German Butterfly Bounceback on urbandictionary!
Steve: *reads* Dude...what the fuck is wrong with you?
Steve: *reads* Dude...what the fuck is wrong with you?
by Rick_Astley January 25, 2014
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by NotAllenGinsberg July 4, 2014
Get the germanphobe mug.A hot guy that lied about being a therapist from the game called Therapy with Dr. Albert Krueger. He is also a psychopath that kills you over his good skill of his drawing for no reason.
Person 1: Not gonna lie, I have a crush on Albert Gerald Krueger.
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?
by I am currently sleepy June 30, 2021
Get the Albert Gerald Krueger mug.Upon realization that one's sexual partner has started their menstrual cycle during the act of vaginal intercourse, a Bloody Geraldo is when a man swipes a desired number of fingers on said bloody vagina and proceeds to smear the blood across the area underneath his partner's nose; thus, she is left with a dripping mustache that resembles FOX News' anchor Geraldo Rivera.
"You wouldn't believe what I did last night, dude."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."
by ThatJmuMickAndThatJmuRob October 30, 2011
Get the Bloody Geraldo mug.Incredible Scottish actor who can next be seen in Joel Schumacher's 'Phantom of the Opera'.
Can also be seen in Tomb Raider 2, Dracula 2000, and Dear Frankie.
Rocks the kilt better than any other Scottish actor.
Can also be seen in Tomb Raider 2, Dracula 2000, and Dear Frankie.
Rocks the kilt better than any other Scottish actor.
by kiltsandeyeliner November 27, 2004
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