Land breeze geezer

Old geezer that lives in the sea that pulls kids towards that harnesses the power of the land breeze

The land breeze geezer took huajeet

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

Geezer

A guy that’s basically a lame ass nigga that does nothing with his life he just sits on his ass all day

Yoo you wanna hang with my cousin?
Hell no he’s such a Geezer

by Zay3000 February 1, 2020

Geezers day

Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football

"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"

by Jongers January 30, 2019

Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…

I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there…

by Pushmataha May 2, 2023

turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.

I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.

by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022

Geezerism

Stereotyping a geezer to standing outside a pub liking beer,tits and F-all else other than football. Geezerism is classed as discrimination toward a geezers

A geezerism quote is defined as - That geezer will be in pub soon he defineds a good geezer

by Rhinos01 January 2, 2020

Geezer

An older person that gets frustrated and annoyed by technology and confusion in regard to new concepts and ways of understanding .

Mom: this Damn internet...
Me: don't be a geezer

by xwickedxxpediax January 13, 2021