Gauge

A Gauge is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Gauge. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Gauge dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Have you seen Lizzie today? Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gauge must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...

by Dildo lovers November 18, 2016

Post-Gauge

1. (noun) After a pre-gauge, the gauged and the guager get together and discuss the friendship-threatening prank and discussed what we learned from it.

"I was crying my eyes out during the post-gauge... who knew that I would learn so much about myself by having my best friend drive my car into the lake!"

by OUtlET December 28, 2005

dirty gauge

Someone who's breath smells like dog shit cause they eat it everyday every time they see a big ol pile they say hip hip hooray

Eww that dudes breath smells like dog shit he must have done a dirty gauge

by Greezy grim November 20, 2020

goughy

A nerd

Christ you're a goughy.

by Leify July 23, 2003

Gought

The overly lethargic and bloated feeling that ensues after a large meal.

I've got the gought!

by Shubbery Kenticles August 9, 2007

gauging

The process of stretching a person's piercings from one gauge to a higher gauge.

Common gauging movements are from 8g to 6g, 2g to 0g and 1/2"g to 5/8"g.

Gauging too fast can cause tearing or a blowout.

I tore my ear the other day while gauging from a 4g to a 0g.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

gauge

A shotgun

Hopped in his caddy, loaded his 12 gauge" -- Schoolly D

by AC January 31, 2004