He is a sex god. He has an abnormally large penis. Hes not very smart and is looking to go basically no where in life. He is extremely tall and handsome. He has extreme sex appeal and has an extreme jew fro. He is a TOTAL freak in bed. Hes always attracted to brunettes, and is the best guy a girl could ask for. He has a great ass. He's very nice to any of his girlfriends but the crazy things he does endangers them. Never drive with him. Its very unsafe.
He was definitely a Garrison.
by garygary1234 July 6, 2010
Get the garrison mug.Gerritsen beach is a little community in the most southern part of brooklyn and its the only place in New York where there is more alcoholics than there are girls and you can find people partying everywhere if its in the bantry ,the dockside, The Tamaqua, Jims Marine in aka Jims ma, the park, and even in the weeds. Then when theres a keg party the age of drunk people goes from 11-23. When its time to buy beer its a rush to the chinese store on the corner to buy as much beer as u can. When u kill all your beers its time to go to the bantry and waste $100 on beer n liquor. When thats all done that is when shit goes down for example beating up three black kids from another neighbor hood.
by ppatty cakes September 6, 2006
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You Mean So Much To Me Id Cut My Arm Off Just To Be With You Forever. I Think About You 24/7 All Your Doing Is Running Threw My Mind. I Hope You Understand How I Fell."
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by Layla Hope February 5, 2010
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by jamaicanblacks September 21, 2007
Get the garrison mug.One of the few places in metropolitan New York where inbreeding isn't frowned upon. FAS and other infant alcohol related symptoms run rampant in this area as well.
by Marty Eats Nails for Breakfast July 9, 2009
Get the gerritsen beach mug.A sexual act involving a man, who is scientifically proven to be a weener, who takes the body of a newly dead horse and rapes a 7th grade boy from his gym class inside of the horse's anus.
"I just totally pulled a Randy Garrett in the new gym we're building. You totally know it's for creapy buttsecks!"
by Randy Garrett jr. December 22, 2009
Get the Randy Garrett mug.When you have a sex change, and then decide you want to go back to being the sex you formerly were. Derived from South Park character Mr. Garrison, and what he did on the show once.
Guy: Where's Nicki?
Guy2: Oh, she became Nick again.
Guy: So, when Nick said he wanted to be female, he was pulling a Garrison?
Guy2: Yup.
Guy2: Oh, she became Nick again.
Guy: So, when Nick said he wanted to be female, he was pulling a Garrison?
Guy2: Yup.
by AWarnerS August 7, 2011
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