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gamble gas

When it's a gamble to pass gas. May be a solid, a liquid, or a gas!
I didn't want to fart because I've been having gamble gas.

You've just come from taco bell and you feel a bubble brewing. Should you let it go? Better get some insurance and put yourself over a toilet! It's a gamble to pass the gas! Gamble gas!
by Darny December 29, 2005
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Gayble for Two

Term for 2 gay men having a meal together in a restaurant
"Yes Gents, I have a lovely gayble for two over there by the window"
by MBKryn May 9, 2010
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Nipple gargler

A nipple gargler is someone that gargles many nipples in their mouth.

The nipple gargler accumulates many nipples of different people that he has drugged, cut off their nipples and put in a bowl so he can gargler them all at once.
My cousin lost his nipples last night because a nipple gargler attacked him.
by Peyrow August 7, 2017
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gargle barky

A women that enjoys ingesting large quantities of semen from numerous partners in a single sexual encounter.
by sol harvey rosenberg July 28, 2009
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Gambler 500

Off-Road Navigation rally where bad choices are celebrated. fun>rules, don't be a dick.
Sorry Dick, you're not invited to the Gambler 500.
by OscarRodriguez September 26, 2017
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Gamble Goat

To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.

Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.
"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat
by THE GAMBLE GOAT October 7, 2019
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kentucky gamble

Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.

Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.
*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."
by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014
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