guido 

flawless authentic a female that has the total package wifey material
everything in the right place big tits big ass thick thighs and not sloppy

damn you see that chick walking up the street thats guido.

guido by spokesman for 105 July 27, 2005

guido 

Italian male usually from Jersey or New York. Fist pumping hotties! EVeryone loves a jersey boy and the female verison; guidettes. Puffed/ Spiked up hair, wife beaters and tight designer jeans. NEW JERSEY, WE GO HARD!!!!

"Anyone hitting up surf club tonight? AKA home for the qudio?"

"Yeah man i'll be there".. guido

guido by jerseybabie November 8, 2009

Guido 

A word that has no limitations, and the only synonym for this word is guido itself. This is a word that can be used in any sentence at any time replacing any part or grammer, and can be used as an exuse whenever.

Dave you drank the hole fucking thing!?

..guido

Guido by daaaaaaaasxdms.mksffdasa;da;dafa;a;adsafaadads May 22, 2008

Guido 

Any South Philly kid named Santino. AKA Sanguido.

Dude, your such a guido. I bet you like Clvscw's.

Hey look it's Sanguido.

Guido by Clvscw March 7, 2009

Guido 

A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.

Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.

Guido by Guidmachine August 14, 2017

Guido 

Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!

Guys, I think we are totally lost. We really could use a Guido right now!

Guido by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018

Guido 

Leader of a epic pride of lions. Better known as Bartysquad. Always eager to help. But whilst being smashed he rather stands in the way while you do important clean business. Either way, always worth a toast.

I think we are lost. We could really use a Guido right now!

Guido by SergeantScotch January 14, 2018