global chunky butt

When a boy has a large, round badonk. Usually found in khakis a size too small. Other symptoms include threadbare moccasins, an American eagle polo, and a lanyard hanging out of the back pocket.

Carol: Have you seen Greg's global chunky butt?
Louise: Yeah! Way better than Jerry's string bean man behind!

by Chunkybuttcarrol November 30, 2016

Global Friday

Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach

Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!

by namecode101 October 4, 2018

global penetration

its where you stick your dick in the dirt

the other day i felt super horny so i went outside and had a nice global penetration

by global penetration February 13, 2019

global conflict change

When conflicts move from diplomatic disputes to violent or military exchanges. Sometimes the change is slow and sometimes there may be a rapid acceleration, where an area flips into a completely different state of conflict.

Global conflict change has heated up since 911, creating a completely different cultural and physical environment. Sadly the social sciences have not come to a consensus as to the cause or course of action. But the effects are even more glaringly catastrophic. Strategies to have the diplomats outsource to the military-industrial complex has only accelerated the warming process.

by mlhiss May 15, 2019

global belly

Diarrhea from food poisoning contracted during international travel, especially by western tourists in developing nations. Synonyms: Delhi Belly or Montezuma's revenge.

Kim's foodie tour around the world was spoiled by a bad case of global belly at her first destination.

by EastCoaster95 May 27, 2019

global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

global snowball fight

Any situation where people around the world host a snowball fight to settle conflict.

We need a global snowball fight to achieve world peace and have fun.

by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021