Glorf

Someone who is amazingly ugly that he/she makes you want to puke

Man she is a glorf!

by Akdisisirir March 10, 2015

GLarfypoo

South Georgian origin; (n) excretion from any degree or variation of poultry or platypus. See also Officer_shamrock

Officer_shamrock is a glarfypoo.

by Apzero September 12, 2004

gnerf

Being a know-all and dictating your superior, eco-friendly opinion as being the only one a normal person could have. even though it is actually a greenpeace, treehugging opinion that's at best worth understanding in order to be able to kick the 'gnerf' in a discussion.

Note: 'gnerf' is both a verb and a noun.

person: "i think a hummer is cool"
gnerf: "Driving a hummer is bad for the environment"
person: "don't gnerf at me! let me be!"

by helemaalkaal October 9, 2010

Gerf

One who picks another's nose, possible on who eats it too

That derf! He, HE ATE IT!

by Tory November 11, 2003

glergle

1. A replacement in a sentence for a swear word, instead of swearing like an asshole in class or in front of somone you like.
2. A feeling of dismay.
3. A sigh

Ex 1: " What the glregle was that?"
Ex 2: " I feeel so.... Glergle."
Ex 3: *Glergle*

by Dirk Evergreen July 24, 2008

Glarfl Marfle

Nasal hair that grows from the arms. Must be cut once a week to avoid contamination. However it can be used to stop bleeding when a cut is made.

Only occurs in rare cases.

"Woah, that guys Glarfl Marfle is crazy!"
"We've got a man down! James, get some of your Glarfl Marfle!"

by George Taylor May 19, 2007

glefted

To become apathetic or disenfranchised to the point of paralysis. Syn: dissociated, nonplussed, shellshocked, debrained.

We could go on as though nothing were wrong,
Eyes dark, relentless, frightened of the sun.
We would have a fine time living in line,
Glefted by destruction, waiting for our sign.

--Joy Division

by Tommmmmy August 7, 2007