fuckocate

To fuck someone to the point that they can no longer breathe.

Dude, last night i fuckocated this girl. Please help me bury the body.

by mehshugennah December 20, 2008

Fuckorexic

Girl who is so desperate to get laid she stops eating.

College girls who are so insecure from the beer gut they have procured form binge drinking and eating late-night pizza, they go ano just to get some head.

Desparado.

"Dude, Brilli lost so much weight! She looks hot!"

"Yeah dude, it's cuz she be fuckorexic!"

by Camper567 December 15, 2011

fuckolian

noun,

A person whose ideas/comments are sooo ridiculous you think they're from another world! They have the potential, if unsupervised to reach fucktard status BUT fall short in many ways. Someone who has limited thought potential suffers from insert foot in mouth disease, and often receives a WTF?? look when they speak

That annoying shithead won't stop talking even when they're totally WRONG, the asshole who doesn't think before they speak, the moron who offends and doesn't know why, the ONE who ALWAYS says shit about their lives that NO ONE cares about, and finally the ones who just can't grasp the concept of appropriate vs. grossly inappropriate comments= fuckolian

by trendy_nyc October 10, 2012

fuckocracy

The fuckocracy is the system by which power is distributed in many first-world western countries. It’s a basic meritocracy, but instead of individuals with merit weilding power, it is rather based on the manner in which sexual availability dictates who holds power or potential success. Which is to say, the merit one wields is directly proportional to sexual maturity/availability/desirability.

You'll be invisible in the fuckocracy if you're between 40 and 60.

by c3n0byte March 5, 2013

fuckortunity

The opportunity to fuck someone that one would otherwise be entirely unlikely to normally fuck or be capable of fucking.

Dude, did you see phil over there talking to Alexis? He's like a 4 and she's like a ten so he'd better not blow this fuckortunity.

Starfucks also count as fuckortunities

by Savingtheworld September 16, 2013

Fuckobino

Fuckobino derives from an italian mans name combined with the term "fuckboy" which refers to a guy who considers himself a "player" will do whatever it takes to get laid. A guy who tells every girl lies and leads them on and then asks for nudes regularly and asks girls to come "watch netflix and chill" in hopes of getting laid. These types of guys also hit on whole groups of friends. They'll usually prey on the sluttiest of the group first and then work their way through every girl in the group. Fuckobinos tend to lurk around Facebook messages, DM's and snapchat. Girls can also be fuckobinos and the feminine term for it is fuckobina. (also sound much better than fuckgirl). Fuckobinos have no standards and basically just want to have sex with everyone EVEN people their siblings/best friends have dated or hooked up with. they are master manipulators and usually spoiled.

Classic fuckobino lines include:
*monkey face emoji covering eyes*
"netflix and pizza?" *smirk face emoji*
"need a massage" *exhausted face emoji*
"hello beautiful" *heart eyes emoji*
"you should come over and kick it"
"send me pics beautiful"
or they just get straight to the point and send a pic half naked..

these guys are not loyal to anyone and are not serious about a relationship

(fuckobinas also are the female version of this type of person)

these fuckobinos have no respect for women but are 100% mama's boys.

Joan: "Every guy we know are all up in BOTH of our DMs!"
Melissa: "Thats why they are all fuckobinos!!!!"

Randall is a fuckobino because he tells every girl he loves them and wants only them. Even girls his friends used to date. BIGGEST fuckobino ever.

by whoknowsbest July 31, 2015

Fuckoffee

It's like coffee

Only you still leave me alone
After I drink it

Let me finish my fuckoffee

by Littletowner February 3, 2017