Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.
"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
by nygeek August 30, 2012
Get the hench fundmug. by Edger Allan Poe November 24, 2020
Get the Edge Fundmug. The way in which one acts or behaves to maintain within the boundaries outlined by a person, company or agency in control of which narratives are acceptable and those that are not. Usually for financial gain.
The church leader's funding behavior often leaves the congregation spiritually underwhelmed. But they did add two new wings to their admin building.
by JewishLightning January 6, 2025
Get the Funding Behaviormug. by Atelier Handsome June 14, 2025
Get the HILLBILLY TRUST FUNDmug. A goofy ass school that just seems funky and like it is funded by McDonalds, no other way to describe it then, goofy school.
by anonymous November 16, 2023
Get the McDonalds funded ass schoolmug. A slang term for movies, like Whiplash (2014), that struggle to secure substantial funding and are often created as short films to be submitted to film festivals first, aiming to gain recognition and support for full-length productions.
After years of pitching, my script ended up as a short film funding project—guess I’m in the short film game like those filmmakers behind Whiplash!
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
Get the short film fundingmug. Larping funds is a way of lying about funds that aren't yours. Such as if someone were to tell you to go band for band with you, and you used a picture of someone else's funds, you would be larping funds.
by kromerust June 2, 2024
Get the larping fundsmug.