the frozen gaunt

Where you shit a large turd in a large size condom. Place in in the freezer till solid, then find a person that is passed out and insert it into there asshole. So next day when they wake up they have defrosted turd in there arse. That they will need to remove.

A bloke passed out on my couch last night so I gave him "the frozen gaunt"

by pistolwood March 27, 2015

Fresh frozen

A word chefs use to describe gross microwaved frozen reheated food to Ramsey.

"Did you microwave this fucking slop?" "Its fresh- Fresh frozen"

by Mike Hunttttttttt June 16, 2020

vapor in the frozen haystack

1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible

2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love

"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"

"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"

"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"

by perockups August 15, 2009

The Frozen Chosen

The Presbyterian Church. Frozen by their beliefs and Chosen by God to do His will. It can also mean that they can be overly traditional and not welcome to change.

I went to the Presbyterian Church today and it was so quiet in service I can see why they are called the "The Frozen Chosen".

by Presby November 13, 2013

frozen

syrupy juice frozen in a plastic cup is called "a frozen". It's usually used in the South East USA. In most communities someone will sell frozens out of their houses to the neighborhood children for a quarter or so and they're called "the frozen lady" or "the frozen man".

"dang its hot outside, let me run down to the frozen lady's house to get a frozen".

by Jnia September 10, 2006

Frozen Poo Dildo

The end result of taking a solid dook, molding it into the preferred shape dildo, inserting said poo dildo into the freezer until it hardens, removing said frozen poo dildo from the freezer, and inserting said FPD into your ass for pleasure

Richard Gere invited me over to try out some of his Frozen Poo Dildo's, but i declined, because i like neither FPD's nor hampsters inserted into my rectum.

by Peejiddles January 5, 2009

Frozen

Someone wearing lots of diamonds (ice) would be frozen

Jacob the Jeweler keeps my arms so frozen

by konichiwakitty July 29, 2003