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friend:
person you call when you are in jail to bail you out.
true friend:
person sitting next to you in jail saying, "man, we fucked up big this time"
true friend: man, we fucked up, but it was worth it.
you: yeah, they will never be able to ger all that shit off their house!
friend by sean hickey December 28, 2005
Somone/some people that are always there to help, a friend i need is a friend in deed!Also somone you hang around with.
Dude1: OMG, I just got a new friend called mya. She's nice.
Dude2:That sucks!I thought i was ure friend, cause i hate mya!
Friend by Charliegurl225 June 12, 2006
Someone who's there to help you zip your pants.
*stands with fly down facing friend* "Hey, could you zip this?"

*friend zips pants withough question* "The fake nails got in the way again didn't they?"

"Yeah..."
Friend by lives4music14 September 12, 2011
Some one that'll fuck you over, and you don't even mind
Friend by I am mason price April 29, 2013
A friend is a person who... wait, whats a friend?
Person 1: I'm autistic and suicidal pls halp. Person 2: It's okay friend, just kill yourself you fucking idiot
a friend is someone you should be able to trust but can't because they are constantly stabbing you in the back and are always mad at you. And no matter how much you want to get away from them you jus can't because they would like to see else then for you to get hurt and everyone to stop liking you. A friend should be someone you can turn to and trust yet most completley turn on you and dont care about you or how you feel because they are completley self centered and their goal in life is to see you unhappy.
My friend is a complete loser and i cant stand her because all she wants is attention and could care less about me and jus can't wait to see me unhappy.
friend by fruit of the loom April 16, 2004