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the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first
"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"
by lauren September 1, 2003
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College Freshman Syndrome (CFS)

Directed at but not limited to any college freshman who learns something new in a class and becomes a know it all snob, advocating their knew found beliefs to everyone, rubbing it in peoples faces that they are presumably "smarter" than everyone because they learned something new. Most of the time they don't fully understand what the new information is, but they will still pass it on as their worldview.

Other varieties include: anyone who learns something new, via word of mouth, txt message, internet, 5 o'clock news, ect. and automatically that is the #1 answer in their mind, and they have an uncontrollable need to tell everyone to blindly see it their way, strictly based off of their new found knowledge.
Example 1:

Billy:" i dont believe in God"

John:"why?"

Billy:"Because it falls under the category of creationism, and as modern science can tell us, the universe was created from a big bang, and darwinism will further prove that we were evolved from monkeys...BLA BLA BLA BLA...and that they share close to our DNA...BLA BLA BLA"

John:"wow...so did your professor spoon feed you that?"

Billy:"no.... .....yes"

John:"ugh...college freshman syndrome (CFS)"

Example 2:

Margret:"we should get the tea with Echinacea, its supposed to be good for your cold"

Ana: "Actually! i heard its not all that great for you anyway, it can actually cause cancer, thats why i never drink anything with that in it."

Margret: "is this a legitimate truth or is this just CFS?"

Ana:"okay okay, i did hear it on the Tv, i don't remember where though"
by chicken hawk 104 December 29, 2010
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Freshyner

The one who refills the bowl with fresh marijuana, for the one who is asking for it.

As in, they are the "Freshyner"

See freshy
"Hey, freshyner, pack another freshy, would you?"

"Good idea."

"Freshyner is pronounced the same as "freshener""
by Shortfist January 27, 2009
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Freshman Fetish

a love for freshman, usually exerted by upperclassman.
Senior; " Hey bro, check out that freshie right there".
Friend; " Nah bro, she's like 14. You got that Freshman Fetish"
by Jack Unoff November 30, 2010
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cleveland air freshener

Farting in any enclosed space (such as a compact car, elevator, or phone booth) so as other people who are present (or will be shortly) can enjoy your emission.
Hot damn! Someone really left a cleveland air freshener in this cab!
by TransMayernik April 22, 2005
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Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.
Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."
by Evil October 18, 2003
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Bob Marley Air Freshener

Detective Green said that he would forget about the Bob Marley Air Freshener if you give it up where the suspect went.
by monkeyspank December 24, 2008
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