flaccident

A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.

by txkd April 28, 2019

Flaccidware

Software that does not work

Speaker A: This software does not fucking work how it should!
Speaker B: Must be flaccidware

by juicefang October 9, 2019

Fracking Shat

Like "fucking shit" but with more razzle dazzle.

What the absolute fracking shat does that mean

by Bbberonika November 2, 2019

Faccurate

A combination of the words "factual" and "accurate." Often, a statement that is accurate must be further categorized as one which also is based in truth.

Ok, now that was faccurate.

by UrbanMasterBait July 11, 2020

Flaccid Check

When you have to check a homie to see if he’s hard after a sus situation

I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard

by Badussy bandits November 28, 2021

Fracktail

When you are trying to preform a task on your computer, but you encounter technical problems you don't understand. Derived from the game Super Paper Mario.

I'm trying to export the video, but my computer keeps Fracktailing.

by O' Chungus March 16, 2023

Spontaneous Flaccidity

What happens when a man is lured into a hookup with Bob Seger's Night Moves, and thusly has an erection only to be surprised when the song is changed, midway, to any Don Henley Song. Instant loss of erection.

I was at that chicks house working on our night moves until Don Henley came on, it was spontaneous flaccidity.

by The D Abides February 22, 2010