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Foreskin Warmer

When you take you're unsurmised foreskin and stretch it around your body, like a turtle neck keeping you warm in the winter
damn bro it's getting chilly, I'm about to use my foreskin warmer
by billylongydongy December 2, 2019
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foreskin fuck

When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin
Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.
by teagreen April 13, 2008
mugGet the foreskin fuckmug.

Crumple Foreskin

When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!
Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?
by Ball splat November 8, 2019
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crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.
Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!
by quimb December 31, 2021
mugGet the crunchy foreskinmug.

Foreskin Tube

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.
by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019
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Foreskin Robbery

When you are circumcised at birth, but choose to worship a religion other than Christianity, mulsim culture, or Jewish. Therefore, accepting a religious that does not practice circumcision at birth. So, therefore, someone has committed a foreskin robbery against you.
That damn doctor committed a foreskin robbery!!!
by Gen Z God April 29, 2022
mugGet the Foreskin Robberymug.

FORESKIN WARRIOR

An emotionally distraught guy that is upset he wasnt circumcised, so now takes his frustrations out TOKEN full power lifts. Taking multiple attempts to break the 308 ATWR Deadlift with no success.
Hey Steve look at foreskin warrior he couldn't even break the atwr.
by TOTAL KILLER July 3, 2018
mugGet the FORESKIN WARRIORmug.

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