forking

it's just like spooning, except the two people involved both have spiky hair

When Jamie Lee Curtis and former MTV veejay Simon Rex were dating, some nights they would go out on the town, other nights they'd just curl up in front of the tv for a tender night of forking.

by sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah October 20, 2009

Fooding

V. To eat or to prepare food.
Similar to feeding

ie: Im gonna go get some fooding
1e: Ill call you back, Im fooding right now.

by AfroThunder June 13, 2003

Forking

The game in which 5 people throw a fork in the air and try not to get hit, But then run to find it so they can then throw it. Can also be played with a spoon or with a knife, but can be more dangerous with knifes.

Owen: Anyone wanna go forking?
Luke: Yeah, lets fork?
Sophie: I've got the fork. Ready?

by ThofBABES. March 18, 2009

foking

Skrillex's way of spelling "fucking"

That drop made my foking face melt!

That wub-wub was foking insane!

by ragergirlsince03 May 26, 2012

forking

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.

I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.

by saporiae November 5, 2011

Forking

To stick thousands of plastic forks in someone else's lawn. A common tradition in the B'Nai B'rith Youth Organization. Usually leads to saran wrapping on ricing of the lawn.

Hey bro, you wanna go forking tonight? That bitch deserves it.

by EverySingleAZA June 29, 2011

fookin' bugle

a completely hopeless young male. see also: fuckboy scrub

John: What a fookin' bugle that lad is!

Chad: yup, he's completely off the beans.

by my-my-what-a-bean January 17, 2016