Finding Chuck Norris

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."

by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013

Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

by spittin game July 19, 2009

let me find out

Similar to"i can't believe that..or wait till i find out it's true!

yo i seen ur gurl cheating on u!!..what??!!"Let me find out!"

by cedric britt July 18, 2003

Finding Nemo

Another was of saying masturbating

I was finding nemo last night.

by Andrew Nelson October 20, 2007

I think you'll find

Opening to an explanation, typically a contradiction, where the speaker is implying in a none-too-subtle manner that the other person could well be among the stupidest person in existence (ever) for not knowing this.

Dude A: "I'm pretty sure that 2 and 2 is 4"
Dude B: "I think you'll find it's at least 5."
Subtext: "I am superior in every way. You have shit for brains. QED"

by Johnny Rod April 28, 2009

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by Doctorwho101 November 25, 2021