fleenium

The fictional element created from the number fleen, it contains 4 neutrons, 4 protons, and 9.5 electrons.

"Oh for fucks sake I just spilt fleenium all over my shirt!"

by drahcir144 February 8, 2008

felonist

Speaking of ones self as a felon, in first person.

I am such a felonist.

by Aunt Fat Butt February 25, 2008

Felon

A girl so hot it should be illegal.

Guy#1 - hey did you see Taken with Angelina Jolie

Guy#2- yeah dude she's a FELON!

Guy#1- I know!

by Manthatsdank July 17, 2009

Felonious Trumping

The act of posting to Facebook or any other Social Media news stories that are false.

It's obvious that the dude is Felonious Trumping everything he posts.

by Hillary is my President November 17, 2016

felony murder

an unnessecary term meaning murder over used in the book "Monster"

Prosecutor: You are being convicted of felony murder

by wizzywinks April 25, 2010

Flexnard

The square root of one cup of boogers.

I need to get this flexnard out of my nose!

by GoldenG September 23, 2008

flench

The simultaneous facial and sphincter clench just before a fart is released. 'Flench' is therefore a fusing of the key words 'fart' and 'clench'.

Mary: "My goodness can you smell that? Who farted?"
Joe: "It was Mark, I saw him flench right before the smell hit"

by Fuse fan February 26, 2010