poop flakes

Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats

Looks like it's time to clean the bathroom. The poop flakes are piling up!

by speckled jim October 19, 2010

Flaked

All bark and no bite. Acts tough but is a wuss. Posing in agreement while trying to please one audience, but with a nod and a wink to those with whom s/he is beholden.

We had a meeting with our boss and shared our concerns. He publically nodded, smiled, and agreed with us. Then he walked out the door and Flaked us. Did nothing about it. Did just the opposite.

by Seaddog October 4, 2018

rain flake

When rain drops fall so softly in a flakelike manner, not to be confused with sleet or frozen rain.

Can you feel the rain flakes on your skin? I can hardly tell if it's actually raining.

by Cverb April 1, 2016

snow-flaking

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".

Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!

by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010

Booty-flakes

Booty-flakes: Where the flakes come from the booty😂 smh. Dont eat the booty-flakes...

1st Nigga: MY NIGGA ATE THE BOOTY-FLAKES
2nd Nigga: THE BOOTY-FLAKES WAS DELICIOUS!
1st Nigga: LIL NIGGA THATS NASTY
2nd Nigga: BYE NIGGA😔

by Paigethenigga December 6, 2017

poo flakes

when you do a shit and flush, but there is still some little flakey poo particles left. usually happens when your poo isnt well held together.

"when i flushed there were poo flakes and they slowly wafted to the bottom of the bowl like a snow globe!"

by masterofpooflake September 2, 2009

bitch flakes

the preferred breakfast dish of a person who is naturally bitchy

woman: richard!! clean your damn room if i ever have blah blah ....etc.
son: what the hell mom did u eat an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!?!?!

by Robbie Teodorovic May 4, 2008