mountain flakes

A cereal made by the great wall rejects(mien people)
Basically it has a tiger and a mountain on the cereal box
Supposedly it claimed that for every box you buy, mien people will stop living in caves and also stop eating tigers on a daily basis

Mountain Flakes sounds like an unique cereal

by cheaaaaaa micheal jackson January 6, 2008

frosted flakes

When you ejaculate over someone's cereal, making it nice, white and frosty. Like frosted flakes. Then they eat it without noticing.

Person 1: Dude Jasmine ate some frosted flakes from Tommy yesterday.
Person 2: Dude Epic!

by Anonymous2110 May 26, 2010

Nub Flakes

Something eaten by Nubs.

man these nub flakes own.

did ya see matteh, he was well eating teh nub flakes.

eat my nub flakes biatch.

by Alex & Larry April 30, 2006

flakelet

Flakelet: describing a person of negligible substance, value, or worth in social situations. Derived from the term ‘flaky’, said person has been unable to form a coherent identity or proper sense of self. Because of a fear of exposure and social alienation, the flakelet typically struggles to engage in conversation without resorting to waffling and pausing, or in particularly severe examples, fabrication and lies. This process of what we might loosely term ‘bullshitting’, involves the invention of stories that bear little resemblance to reality, or the flakelet’s actual existence. Casual observers may be deceived, but those who frequently spend time with the flakelet, are able, with relative ease, to detect the hollowness and emptiness of such yarns. Although these stories are usually harmless, the sheer frequency of these often farcical tales, can over time, anger and annoy others. Sensing the rejection of his/her immediate social environment, the flakelet may in turn attempt to seek approval by adopting the banter of persons considered to occupy a high status level in said social group. However, this ingratiating tactic is often doomed to failure. Because the immediate social group is already aware of the flakelet’s fragile identity, the process of copying and recycling the banter of others, leads the flakelet to be considered something of a sham; a peripheral, phoney, non-entity that leaves no telling impact in conversation or on social events.

Example 1: Man, that flakelet left about as much impression on the room as a fart in the wind.
Example 2: Flakelet talks a lot, without actually saying anything.

by mrspuugj April 22, 2011

Flakey

Someone who bails at the last minute and gives lame excuses.

Person 1: “Gurprit made plans for a night out over a month ago but has just cancelled “
Person 2: “Yeah, she said she had other plans”
Person 1: “she told me she has to pack to move house”
Person 2: “nah, she’s not packing, she’s going to Birmingham!”
Person 1: “she’s so flakey!”

by I love Liverpool June 3, 2019

crazy flakes

When one puts chocolate milk on Frosted Flakes for consumption. Although not very "crazy" now, there was quite an uproar in the early 1800's when the practice originated

"I had a big ol' bowl of crazy flakes for breakfast this morning. The stuff is great."

by PaleRider February 27, 2008

Whataboutism-flake

A person who can't disprove a relevant point which may show bias or a double-standard. So all they have is to say nice whataboutism.

Chris doesn't want to acknowledge his double-standards, when I showed him and example he said nice whataboutism. He had no other response, he is just like all the other whataboutism-flakes.

by MickyD777 January 7, 2021