by bojzzle October 2, 2004
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Thank god I brought my morning after flats to the party last night, otherwise I would have had to walk home from that rando's house in stilettos the next morning.
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by h3ythere April 29, 2013
Get the flatsound mug.Short form of "Tijuana Flats", a really excellent Mexican Restaurant chain known for their Hot Sauce Bar, with crazy names for each hot sauce.
by Megan77 January 10, 2009
Get the T-Flats mug.Grant was caught having sex with his wife's best friend. And there was smoking-gun proof: a sex-tape made by a private investigator hired to check up on him. But Kellyanne says she can get him off. She's gonna present his wife with some alternative facts.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 30, 2017
Get the alternative facts mug.A threesome of metrosexuals that are wanna-be country music stars but are really just a boy band in disguise. Most of their top 40 songs appeal to teenage girls and young women who think their relationships relate to all of their songs.
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" Me- Yeah those guys definatley look like they hit up the fag bars on a regular basis."
" John- True"
" Me- Yeah those guys definatley look like they hit up the fag bars on a regular basis."
" John- True"
by dime bag darell May 28, 2006
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Surprising Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, only slaughters.
Chuck Norris choose the last pope
Sharks don't bite people when Chuck Norris goes for a swim.
A Bear can smell a drop of blood 2 miles away. Chuck Norris can smell fear 5.
Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. In 2017 he will make history again when kicks everybodys ass... AT THE SAME TIME.
Chuck Norris doesn't carry atm cards, he only goes to registers and says CREDIT.
When Chuck Norris was born he gave the doctor a smack on the ass. The doctor still cry's till this day.
When Chuck Norris was a child he never asked WHY?
Chuck Norris didn't live through the cold war. He only put on and extra leather vest.
Chuck Norris is the only person that sees Shaq as a cute puppy.
by C-los777 October 11, 2007
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